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Oh man.  I just tracked you.  Thanks for clicking the link.  I’ve installed a piece of malware on your computer, and I can now access your location, track all sites you visit.

You’re welcome.  Oh, and you should be ashamed trying to scam people.  I hope you die a horrible death.